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[inhales sharply]

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Will you tell Tyler
I've set up Bev's computer?

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- [Jason] Yeah.
- Hmm.

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- [mouse clicking]
- Oh, wow.

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Bev was on a dating website. Jase?

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Do you know Bev was on a dating website?

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- [chuckles]
- Well, good on her, eh?

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- Aw. [groans]
- [chuckles] Oh, look.

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Oh, I miss date night.

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Uh, are we still excited
to spend time together, you know?

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Find new things out about each other.

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I'm not gonna find out anything good
about you now, am I, thirteen years in?

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I mean, if it was good,
you would have led with it.

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Jason.

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All right then. Well, let's get
a pizza tonight or something, shall we?

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No, I'm talking about spending
quality time with each other.

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You know, going out somewhere.

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- Out?
- Yes, out.

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Why? The only reason you go out
is to meet someone to stay in with.

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And we've done that. We won.

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This is our prize. We're the winners.

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I don't wanna go out there
with the losers. No, thank you.

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[door slams]

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I tell you what, she slammed
that a lot quieter than last time.

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- That's progress, Nik.
- Something's up with her.

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She got angry at me yesterday because
apparently I go "Ah" when I drink tea.

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- What?
- I sip tea and go "Ah"

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and apparently,
it's "unnecessary" and "performative."

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Okay.

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Oh, yeah. Here she is.

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You all right?

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- Yeah.
- [Jason] Yep. [grunts]

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[computer chimes]

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[Nikki] Oh, no.

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Aw, Jase, Jase, Jase, Jase, Jase,
come here.

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- Come here. Come... Come here. Come here.
- Why? What's happened now?

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- [sighs] Someone's messaged her. Oh, no.
- Aw, they haven't.

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- She had a date set up.
- Oh, God.

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Tonight.

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But she can't go because she died.

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- Oh, yeah, yeah. I know that, yeah. Okay.
- [groans]

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- Poor George.
- We-We should write to him, shouldn't we?

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- No, what are you doing?
- Well, we gotta let him know.

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No, you can't do that.
Look how much they've been messaging.

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They know each other. We can't just reply
"Hi. She's dead."

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Well...

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We need to let him know in person.

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- What are you doing now? What's that?
- I'm just... I'm confirming the date.

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- You're what?
- I can't ghost him.

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You're pretending to be a dead woman,
you literally are a ghost.

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- Oh, Jase, you don't need to come.
- [computer chimes]

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[gasps] Ooh!
Oh, he's taking us to Serafina. [chuckles]

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[footsteps approaching]

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Ah.

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[Karen] The simple truth is
supply chains are so complex now.

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Cross-contamination,
well, it's inevitable.

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I mean, food labeling.

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You know, it's an... it's an exercise
in liability limitation

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rather than public health,
which is the opposite of the intention.

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Anyway... [sighs]
...I'll forward you the article.

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Oh, my goodness!
Who let a penguin loose in the house?

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Someone call the penguin po...
Oh, it's you.

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Where have you been?

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I just went for a walk in the garden,
but, uh, got a bit tired.

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Oh, I know.
You can't do it all in one, can you?

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You know that, don't you, Stevie?
It's not like our old house.

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If you go for a walk in the garden,

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you need to take water with you
in case you get lost.

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Okay.

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You excited for Earth Day, darling?

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[gasps] Oh, remember,
take the electric car.

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And for God's sake, don't tell them
you work for an oil company.

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Or that you have a big house. Or holidays.

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Or anything you might boasted
about before 2010,

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do not mention now.

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Roger that.

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[coach cheering]

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Yeah, keep going.
Keep going down the right.

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Come on. One, two.
One, two like we practiced.

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Carrot stick?

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It's 10:30.

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Yeah, I like to get
my five a day in early.

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Then I can just coast the rest of the day.

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Can I ask you a question?

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How often are you and Hayley going out,
like on a date night?

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- Out?
- Yeah, out.

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- Why would we go out? We're not single.
- Exactly.

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People go out for sex.

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- Whatever they tell you, it's sex.
- [chuckling]

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[stammers] Do you think
that many people are into pottery?

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Come on.
People join a pottery class for sex.

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If you get a milk jug out of it,
then that's a bonus.

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You see,
now they're putting sofas in pubs.

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So, they're trying to make going out
look like staying in.

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[chuckles] I mean... Okay, okay.
I'm sitting inside with Hayley.

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You want us to stop talking,
put on our coats,

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- walk down the road, get on the bus...
- Mmm.

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...sit on that bus for 20 minutes,

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sit back down three miles
from where we started

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and start talking again?

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That's an absurd idea.

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- Preach.
- Plus, my mortgage is so high,

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I like to stay in as much as possible.
Get my money's worth.

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- I feel you, mate.
- [coach] Look here.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, go! Yes, Georgie boy!

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- [whistle blows]
- Go on! That's what I'm talking about!

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Mate? Sorry... Mate? Excuse me, hi.

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Do you think there's any chance
of our boys getting on?

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'Cause otherwise we're just two grown men
stood in a field staring at kids.

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- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah, look,

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I asked them to separate
the less coordinated ones

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- into a group and they won't.
- Ah.

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It's-It's just we've already separated
the less-coordinated ones into a group.

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- We call it "children."
- [coach chuckles]

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All right, Tyler, Theo. Come on. On we go.

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[Jason] Okay, that's it. Yeah.
Come on, lads.

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- [coach] Lily, George.
- [Jason] There we go.

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[Theo's parent] Go on, Son.

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Just enjoy yourselves.

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[whistle blows]

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[coach] Okay, lads. Come on. Bring it in!

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That's full time. Well done.

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- Come on in, lads.
- That's it, Tyler. Yep, stretch it out.

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Can't be too careful, mate.

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[Theo's parent] Well done, Son.

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- Hi.
- [receptionist] Hi.

127
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Is Kat Reid here?

128
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- Do you have an appointment?
- No, actually, but I don't need one.

129
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I'm her daughter.

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She left me when I was five years old
and I deserve to know why.

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Okay.

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Kat?

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[Kat] Hold on. One sec.

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Okay. No worries.

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I'll just take these.

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Have a nice day.

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- Ah.
- No, it's annoying.

138
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Well, I-I don't know how else
I'm supposed to swallow.

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It's definitely annoying.

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[Nikki sighs]

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- [smacks lips] Aw, yeah.
- Oh, that's nice.

142
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[Nikki] Mmm.

143
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[Karen] Mmm. Hmm.

144
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- Oh, it's quite reasonable.
- Oh, that's expensive.

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Oh, go on. Get it.

146
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- No. No, I'll never wear it again.
- [smacks lips] Oh.

147
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- Can I ask you something?
- Yes.

148
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How much time do you
and Scott spend together?

149
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- About four or five evenings a week.
- Really?

150
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We're barely in the same room
at the minute.

151
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Yeah. But remember we've got
a bigger house than you.

152
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Even when you're in different rooms
in your house,

153
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you're probably still closer than us

154
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when we're on opposite sides
of the living room.

155
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Right. No, we are lucky like that.

156
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Okay. I'm gonna get it. [chuckles]

157
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I'm gonna get it and keep the label in
and maybe return it on Monday.

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Just have to focus on not sweating.
Would you babysit tonight?

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- What?
- Oh, please.

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- Do they need it?
- Oh.

161
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Well, they are quite old.

162
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Stevie irons her own school shirts now.

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And she's started flossing
of her own accord.

164
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Yes. You've said.

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[stammers]
Princess is fragile at the minute,

166
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and she thinks she needs to be on her own
when she's like this.

167
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But, Karen, I-I know that she doesn't.

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[Karen clicks tongue]

169
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- Oh, fine.
- Yes! [chuckles]

170
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So where's Jason taking you
on your date night?

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Oh, no. Not Jason. George.

172
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George?

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Yeah, I'd definitely say yummy.

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Um, maybe next time try
a little Parmigiano-Reggiano.

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I think it gives it
a slightly more decisive flavor, you know?

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But, um, your seasoning...
[clicks tongue] ...spot on.

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- Did you have a good day today?
- Yeah.

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Yeah?

179
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What was your favorite part?

180
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Mmm, when we did drawings of the world.

181
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Oh, yes. Well, um, show me.

182
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We can, uh...
We can put it on the fridge, can't we?

183
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Hey. [grumbles]

184
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What's... What's this?

185
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- [host] Please follow me.
- Okay.

186
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Quite excited. [chuckles]

187
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- Do I look terrible?
- Oh, hang on. I know this one.

188
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- Do you like my dress?
- You... Yes.

189
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I always like you in that dress.

190
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:30,112
Hello, um, yeah, there should be
a reservation under George? [chuckles]

191
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- [host] Yes, there is. Please follow me.
- Okay, thank you. [chuckles]

192
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[gasps] Aw, Jase. Look at him. Oh.

193
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Look how he's come dressed up
for our date.

194
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- Again, it's not a date for us.
- [smacks lips]

195
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Hello, George. Um, you're here to see Bev?

196
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Well, hello.

197
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May I say that your picture
does not do you justice? [chuckles]

198
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Oh, no. Oh, thank you. No, um, I'm Nikki,
I'm-I'm a friend of Bev's.

199
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Uh, she can't come.

200
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,310
Oh?

201
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,812
Yeah, um... [smacks lips]
...she can't come, um...

202
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,398
[smacks lips] I'm so sorry, George.
Bev died.

203
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,860
But she emailed me this morning.

204
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:14,781
Um, I confirmed the date 'cause we just...
we wanted to tell you in person.

205
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:15,949
I'm sorry.

206
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,701
She died?

207
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,411
- Yeah.
- Couple of weeks ago, mate.

208
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,537
Yeah. Yeah, she's gone.

209
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:25,751
Well... a fact of life,
I suppose, at our age. [chuckles]

210
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:29,505
Which is why I always try to book
the date in within a week. [chuckles]

211
00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,256
- Your champagne, sir.
- Will you join me?

212
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,799
- Oh.
- Oh, that's...

213
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,426
No, we've... we've...
we've got to shoot off.

214
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Champagne is made to be drunk
by beautiful women.

215
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles] Oh, no.

216
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I'm looking a bit tired at the minute.
[chuckles]

217
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:45,145
There is no smoking here, but I fear
you may set off the sprinklers. [chuckles]

218
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- [chuckles]
- Right.

219
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,400
[chuckling] Yeah, okay.
Maybe just the one. [sighs]

220
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,485
To Bev.

221
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- Bev. [chuckling]
- Do you mind... Can I have a...

222
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,198
Jase, go and get a chair.
Stop being difficult.

223
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- Where am I supposed to go?
- [Nikki] Mmm.

224
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- Right. Pizza in half an hour, kids.
- [Tyler sighs]

225
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,579
[Princess] Okay.

226
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,582
Uh, Tyler. You're gonna strain your eyes
at that distance.

227
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,750
Oh, okay.

228
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,962
Oh, thank you.

229
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,047
You're welcome. So, what should we do?

230
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,676
Oh, God. I don't know.
Been a while since I've babysat.

231
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,054
I mean, last time we made milkshakes

232
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and built a blanket fort
in the living room.

233
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,225
You really don't have to stay.
I'm not a kid.

234
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,393
No, it's fine.

235
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,730
I love my daughter, but sometimes it's
nice to speak to someone who's not five.

236
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,984
Mozart wrote his first symphony
at five, so...

237
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:35,320
Well, Mozart's a rod for all our backs.

238
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,658
Is it a difficult age then, five?

239
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,995
No. I just mean it's nice
to speak to a grown-up.

240
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:47,958
You okay?

241
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,383
- Okay, well...
- My mom left when I was five. So, yeah.

242
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:58,677
Right.

243
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,097
[sighs]

244
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:09,938
You know, if you ever need someone
to talk to, it would just stay between us.

245
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,693
I've got a shockingly bad memory
and very few friends.

246
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:15,777
[chuckles]

247
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,821
Yeah.

248
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,538
What do they call that there?

249
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,081
- This?
- Yeah.

250
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,250
Uh, this is a sweatshirt.

251
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,004
[gasps] Ah, yes. [grumbles] Comfy.

252
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,255
Yeah.

253
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,841
I think I wore one of those once.

254
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,801
I'd had a colonoscopy

255
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:43,096
and my daughter put one on me
while I was still sedated.

256
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:48,644
- Okay then, we should...
- Oh, hello.

257
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,229
we should probably be making a move,
shouldn't we?

258
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:53,649
Well, I'd like to thank you both
for a lovely evening.

259
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,693
I'm just grateful I got to do part of it
at least.

260
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,363
Oh, George,
did you have something else planned?

261
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,448
Oh, you thought this was the date?

262
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,243
Oh, my darling,
my medication has barely kicked in.

263
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:06,828
[all chuckling]

264
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,665
- Okay, well, it is getting late, so...
- George.

265
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,501
- So sorry for the squash.
- Yep.

266
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,836
Where are you taking me?

267
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,087
[chuckles]

268
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,548
- Ooh. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

269
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,342
You really do glow in the twilight,
my dear.

270
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,011
- It's 5:30. [grunts]
- The upside of cataracts

271
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:27,391
is that they do lend things a shimmery,
Golden-Age-of-Hollywood glow.

272
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,892
- [horns honking]
- [driver] Wanker!

273
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:29,893
Should you be driving, mate?

274
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,479
In search of life,
we come so close to death.

275
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,153
What, you... [sighs]

276
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,364
You went round all the Kat Reids
in London?

277
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,200
No, I had a screening process.
[inhales sharply]

278
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,870
But not a good one.
I ruined one girl's bat mitzvah.

279
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,707
- [chuckles]
- [stammers] Why now?

280
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,001
You know, after all this time.

281
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,753
[inhales sharply]
I thought she'd come back when Bev died.

282
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,548
And when she didn't,
I knew she never would

283
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:00,799
and that I'd have to find her.

284
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,551
Have you told Jason and Nikki?

285
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,469
No, Nikki will be so upset.

286
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,847
Well, you know, she always is.

287
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:11,185
You just have to tune it out.
Like living next to a busy road.

288
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,646
No, it's all over now anyway, I...
[stammers] I can't find her.

289
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,856
[inhales deeply]

290
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,610
Oh, Princess. Come here.

291
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,156
[sighs]

292
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,950
So, what can I do?

293
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,454
{\an8}[swing music playing]

294
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,627
Welcome back, sir. Madam.

295
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,131
Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
We do require a jacket for the ball.

296
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,216
Well, I haven't got one.

297
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:46,386
We have a house jacket
for under-dressed patrons.

298
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,816
I mean, does this really look better
than what I was just wearing?

299
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,901
Yes.

300
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,569
- Yes.
- [patron 1] Oh, yes. Much better.

301
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,654
[patron 2] Much better.

302
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,074
[groans]

303
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,622
Ladies and gentlemen,
please bring your partners to the floor.

304
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,499
The next dance is the quickstep.

305
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,840
[sighs]

306
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,425
Cheers, mate.

307
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,565
- [exclaims, laughs]
- Oh. Easy. Yep.

308
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:42,317
- The quickstep's hard work. [laughing]
- [chuckles] Is it?

309
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,613
[Nikki] Oh, he's so sweet.

310
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,117
- He told an anti-German joke earlier.
- Yeah, but I think he was being ironic.

311
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,327
- Ah. Okay.
- I think he was winking at it.

312
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,579
Jase, he brought heel protectors.

313
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,206
He brought heel protectors for the feet
of a woman he's never met.

314
00:15:56,206 --> 00:16:00,127
[chuckles] The hope. The commitment.

315
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,255
A date used to be an event.
You know, you charmed the person.

316
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,174
- Here's the thing about the charm, right?
- Mm-hmm.

317
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:09,344
Anyone who's ever charmed you was
actually just trying to get you into bed.

318
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,345
- No.
- Yes.

319
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,015
True charm is about making
another person feel special.

320
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,433
- I look forward to...
- [waltz music playing]

321
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,685
- [gasps] Oh.
- What? What's happened?

322
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,395
- It's a waltz.
- Go on then.

323
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,073
I've heard she's married.

324
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,458
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

325
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,589
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

326
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,050
[Princess sighs]

327
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,388
Yes! Exactly.
There's no need to audibly exhale.

328
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,932
- I know.
- [scoffs]

329
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,558
I don't know what she's playing at.

330
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,774
Your hand's very sweaty.

331
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,317
That's because
you're gripping it too tightly.

332
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,612
Well, if you weren't sweating so much,
I wouldn't have to.

333
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,323
Well, it seems like we've got ourselves
a chicken-and-egg situation, Sylvie.

334
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:15,160
Oh. Watch how George takes command.

335
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,288
Such gentle dominance.

336
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,794
- You know, he makes love like he dances.
- Okay. Okay.

337
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,592
What?

338
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,261
Nothing.

339
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,181
- Well, if you've got something to say...
- Let's just get home, shall we?

340
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:40,936
[scoffs]

341
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:42,813
[sighs]

342
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,618
[Jason sighs]

343
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,246
Uh, George?

344
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,959
George? George? Uh, we've stopped.

345
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,379
Oh, so we have. [chuckles] Are we home?

346
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,090
No. No, I think we've broken down.

347
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:15,429
Yes, this happens. [grunting]

348
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:17,848
Is he...

349
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,146
Did I tell you my theory
about the Japanese?

350
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,159
Hey. Why are you not sleeping?

351
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:45,167
You okay? You wanna put the light on?
So it's a bit more friendly dark?

352
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,629
What's climate emergency?

353
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,089
Um... [stammers] ...where did you hear that?

354
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,518
If you put the light on,
it's bad for the animals.

355
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,228
No, I think it... I think it's okay.

356
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,065
Okay.

357
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,733
Well, listen.

358
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,194
You don't have to worry
about any of that stuff.

359
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,863
And there's lots of people out there
working very, very hard

360
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,658
- to make sure everything's okay.
- Are you?

361
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:23,205
Um... [stammers]
...we're all gonna make more effort.

362
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:27,209
When the floods come,
will the animals drown?

363
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:31,213
[sighs, smacks lips]
Shall we read a story?

364
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:36,593
Yeah? Let's see.
What have we got? [grunts]

365
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,555
{\an8}<i>Who Took My Tree.</i> Okay. Uh.

366
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:41,849
<i>The Squirrel Who...</i>

367
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,394
Okay.

368
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:49,565
Um... [smacks lips]
Should I go get <i>Mrs.Tiggy-Winkle</i>?

369
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:54,027
Yeah? Shall we have something
a little pre-war? Yeah? Okay.

370
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,117
[thunder rumbling]

371
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,509
Okay.

372
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,262
I can't push it on my own.

373
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,555
He's 76.

374
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,432
Uh, I was thinking you maybe.

375
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,392
No, I'm not doing it. I'll get grubby.

376
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,476
All right then.

377
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,690
Fine. Well, we'll just sit here all night,
shall we?

378
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,027
You might actually have to spend
some time with me. Sorry about that.

379
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,111
Nightmare.

380
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:41,450
George? George, could you turn
your hearing aid down a sec?

381
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,620
- We just... [sighs] We need to have words.
- Yeah, by all means.

382
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,040
You're all alone now, my dear.

383
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:50,876
I hardly saw you all night.

384
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,170
Hey, well... [stammers]
I might have got a bit carried away,

385
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:57,382
but it was actually nice to spend time
with someone who actually made an effort.

386
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,636
People do tell me that I'm handsome,
and, uh, charming, you know?

387
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,804
Yeah, but that's because you're tall
and women get confused.

388
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,139
And I make an effort.

389
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,183
Turning your head to the left
when we're on the sofa, Jase,

390
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,809
is not making an effort.

391
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,978
I thought you liked staying in
and getting cozy?

392
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,772
- What do you mean?
- Yeah, I... I do.

393
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,690
[stammers] Of course I do, but...

394
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:18,820
that house, it just...
used to be the two of us.

395
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,615
We're other things in that house now.

396
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:24,243
We need to go out
where we can be a two again.

397
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:27,871
Somewhere where we're actual people
that we remember to see.

398
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,041
I'm not just background music, Jase.

399
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,588
- I need you to see me.
- [groans] These phrases, Nikki, honestly.

400
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:38,507
Fine.

401
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,844
George? George, you can put your, um...

402
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,220
- Oh.
- [smacks lips]

403
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,559
I fear I may have come between you.
Maybe I can help?

404
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,103
No, I don't think so, mate, but thank you.

405
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:54,773
I was married to my Linda for 43 years.
Perhaps I know a thing or two.

406
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:57,150
What happened to Linda, George?

407
00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,695
I lost her. She passed.

408
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,865
George, I'm sorry.

409
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:03,949
I'm sorry, mate.

410
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,785
[inhales sharply] Tell me how you met.

411
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,002
[smacks lips]

412
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,840
We met 13 years ago. [chuckles]

413
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:22,259
And...

414
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:28,515
the first time we kissed,
I thought, "That's it."

415
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,144
"That's the last man
I'm ever going to see naked."

416
00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,479
[all chuckle]

417
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,481
Well, I was going out
with someone else at the time,

418
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,275
so it wasn't quite
the same experience for me.

419
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,735
- Right. Okay, Jase, fine.
- [chuckles]

420
00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:42,362
- If you're not gonna...
- I was obsessed with her, George.

421
00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,698
Absolutely obsessed.

422
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,575
I mean,
I wanted to know everything about her.

423
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,785
I wanted to know what her blood type was.

424
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:52,998
I wanted to know if paprika tasted
the same to her as it did to me.

425
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:57,336
I wanted to know the layout
of her primary school classroom.

426
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:01,548
And I'm still obsessed with her.

427
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,717
All of her.

428
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,429
I mean,
I even fancy her bloody handwriting.

429
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:12,809
Okay. Better.

430
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:17,314
It's a blessing to have someone
to be kind to.

431
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:27,366
It is.

432
00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:33,455
But I don't always remember to see you.

433
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,915
Because...

434
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,544
you're a feeling now.

435
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,047
What kind of feeling?

436
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:45,259
Like warm light.

437
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:51,098
[Nikki] Hmm.

438
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,483
Now, will you please help me
push this bloody car?

439
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,528
No, I can't. I'll ruin my dress.

440
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,406
Kept the label in. I was gonna return it.

441
00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:08,615
What? Why?

442
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,369
Well, 'cause I... [chuckles]
I'm never gonna wear it again, am I?

443
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,453
Let's have a look.

444
00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,249
- Wait, no, what did you... Jase?
- [grunts]

445
00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:18,584
What did you do that for?

446
00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:21,253
We'll make sure you get the wear. Okay?

447
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,046
[chuckles]

448
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,048
Right.

449
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:31,555
Well, come on then.

450
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:34,474
- [chuckles]
- Right.

451
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,559
- [George] Ready?
- Okay.

452
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:39,188
- Ready? One, two, three, go.
- [chuckles] Yes. Two, three... [grunts]

453
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,106
- [Jason] Go on. There we go.
- [Nikki groans]

454
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,858
- [Jason] Turn it!
- [George] Okay.

455
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,860
Ready? Off we go!

456
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,945
- [laughing]
- We're in! Go, go, go, go.

457
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,322
[both laughing]

458
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:51,617
Are you f... joking?

459
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:56,455
Right, Serafina for dinner then
on to the Rivoli Ballroom for dancing!

460
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:21,897
[Nikki] Oh, no.

461
00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:53,637
[computer chiming]

462
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:56,640
[Nikki] Bloody hell, Bev.

463
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,185
[inhales deeply, smacks lips]

464
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,029
[Jason whistles]

465
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:32,092
I can't believe Karen built them
a blanket fort.

466
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,054
She's got no idea
what's going on with teenagers.

467
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,556
Mm-mmm. Not a clue.